We're baaaaaack...! Where the heck have we been? Holidays, winter mehs, and life get in the way sometimes. But fear not, we're back and ready to spill the cosmic tea! ☕️ Catch up on what's new with us - including Deborah's astrological triumphs, Karen's eye-popping dream, and our juicy thoughts on Reesa Teesa's revelations. Also - find out why Gelsenkirchen, Germany should prepare in advance for Deborah's arrival.

But wait, there's more! 🚀 Embark on a cosmic odyssey of self-discovery as we dip our toes into the intriguing realm of Human Design. 🌀 This unique blend of astrology, the I Ching, Kabbalah, and more unveils the cosmic blueprints of our souls. Deborah's on a quest to master this modality - and she's bringing you along for the ride, with Karen as her fearless Guinea Pig! 💫 Don't miss out - tune in now!

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☀️🪐☀️ Strap in for a cosmic ride as we explore the astrological landscape of 2024 in this episode of Cosmic Disruption! We're delving into Pluto's groundbreaking shift into Aquarius, heralding an era of revolutionary changes. Witness the sparks fly with the Uranus-Jupiter conjunction, a cosmic dance of surprise and expansion. Feel the celestial strain with the Saturn/Jupiter square, pushing us to stretch our boundaries. And get ready for a mental merry-go-round as Jupiter whirls into Gemini, promising a flurry of intellectual exploration. Alongside these celestial events, we're sharing our own holiday experiences – a mix of the poignant, the unexpected, and the heartfelt. Join us for a journey that's not just about the stars, but also about the real moments that make our lives truly unique. ☀️🪐☀️

🎂✨ Embrace the cosmic celebration as we unfold the astrological tapestry of Taylor Swift's journey on her 34th birthday in the 13th episode of Cosmic Disruption! 🌟 Deborah is embracing her role as a "Taylor Tot" with Disruption Daughter Britta as her mentor. Delve into the celestial dance of destiny with a focus on Taylor's cosmic connection with Travis Kelce, exploring the major astrological points that will shape their 2024. From nodal destiny dances to celestial surprises, this episode promises a stellar revelation of the stars' secrets on Taylor's birthday! 🎁💫

✨ Episode 12 of Cosmic Disruption, "Thus the Entrails Hath Spoken!" is a cosmic journey through divination, sprinkled with humor and a celestial dash! Join us as we unravel the mystique of divination, from ancient practices to modern marvels. Rest assured, no goats were harmed in the making of this episode.

Our life chat takes you from holiday reflections to the cosmic shift of embracing our new roles—the fabulous Aunts, leaving behind the Practical Magic sister vibes.

🔭 In the Astro weather, we unveil the cosmic influence of the asteroid Hekate, inspired by Deborah's enchanting new kitty! 🐾✨ Discover how Hekate influenced our charts, ushering in new energies, and learn how to add this magical asteroid to your own chart!

🍎 Unveil the universe's secrets with us! Unlike Deborah's current diet of apples and breakfast cereal, this episode is a feast for your cosmic cravings! 🔮

Welcome, cosmic travelers, to another mind-bending episode of Cosmic Disruption! This week, we're diving headfirst into the rabbit hole of multiple timelines, the multiverse, and the Mandela effect. Is your memory playing tricks on you, or have you hopped a timeline? Strap in for a wild ride!

✨In the cosmic forecast, we've got the Nodes playing tug-of-war with Pluto, stirring up some serious soul-searching vibes. Adding a dash of spice, Eris sidles up to the North Node in Aries, lighting a fire under our collective behinds for some gutsy, 'me-first' moves. It's like the universe is throwing a change-up pitch, nudging us to face our inner demons and strut boldly onto new, uncharted paths.

🎃 Karen's New Orleans Narrative: Hear Karen recount her Halloween in New Orleans, where the only thing spookier than the ghosts was her sense of time. Did she experience a timeline shift, or was it just the effect of one too many beignets?

📺 Deborah's Bravo-Con Banter: Deborah dishes on her escapades at Bravo-Con. From Housewives to timelines, find out why she might just be the multiverse's most avid reality TV fan. She received her first friendship bracelet which brings up The Great "Cunty" Conundrum: Does Deborah deserve the term "cunty"?

🌀 Multiverse Madness: Are we ping-ponging between timelines like a cosmic game of Pong? We debate the possibility of intentional (or accidental) timeline travels. Spoiler alert: Things get weird! 🐇 Karen's convinced we're living in a "bullshit timeline."

Join us for an episode filled with laughter, debate, and a healthy dose of cosmic confusion. Whether you're a timeline traveler or just enjoy a good laugh at the mysteries of the universe, this episode is for you!

👻✨ New Episode Alert! Prepare for a spine-tingling journey as we unravel the mysteries of the supernatural in our Friday the 13th Séance Special: "Ectoplasm (?!) and Ghostly Gatherings." 📻 Join us as we delve into the enigmatic world of Victorian Seances, Spiritualism, and Mediums, and brace yourself for a hair-raising firsthand account from Deborah, who participated in a modern seance. Get ready to have your beliefs challenged and your curiosity piqued! Tune in now! 👁️‍🗨️ 🎙️👻

In the cosmic weather forecast, we've got a celestial brew that's as intriguing as it gets. Eris, the cosmic troublemaker, is throwing a wild party by conjuncting the lunar north node in fiery Aries. Meanwhile, the sun is donning its best Libra attire as it cozies up to the south node, creating a captivating celestial square dance with Pluto in steadfast Capricorn. It's a cosmic play where the themes of individuality, balance, and transformation take center stage. Tune in to our latest episode to decode these celestial riddles! 🌟🪐🔮

In a world of cosmic chaos, there shines a beacon of hope, light, love, kindness, and generosity—the one and only Taylor Swift. Join us on a celestial journey as we explore her remarkable story in our latest episode, "Queen of Karma: Taylor Swift's Astrological Tale of Fate and Redemption." ✨

Join our astrological guide, Deborah, as she deciphers the celestial blueprint of Taylor's life, music, and the cosmic forces that have shaped her path. 🌌
But that's not all! We're taking a cosmic leap into the unknown by using astrology to peek into Taylor's possible past lives, unraveling the threads that connect her to her present and her cosmic purpose. 🌟✨

Britta, our resident Swiftie extraordinaire, guides us through Taylor's music, filled with messages of positivity and resilience that have touched millions worldwide. (Be sure to check out Britta's recommended playlist to accompany the podcast episode - featuring a list of songs we mention as well as songs with lyrics that back-up the astrology!)🎶

Discover the astrological compatibility between Taylor and NFL superstar Travis Kelce, and explore how Taylor Swift's energy is the counterbalance to cosmic discord (and Donald Trump). 🌟

This episode promises to be a cosmic odyssey filled with insights, starry tales, and the Queen of Karma herself. Tune in now and join the movement of positivity and change! 👑✨

🌟 Hold onto your asteroid belts, folks! The Disruption Sisters are back, with Deborah channelling a caffeine-fueled squirrel on a mission. 🌟

Deborah's life chat covers it all, from her Swifty-status updates to the mysteries of Men and the Roman Empire, not to mention the enigmatic "girl dinner", plus the current SAG-AFTRA and UAW strikes (#eattherich). Meanwhile, Karen's "meh" level is off the charts 😒 (#relateable).

In the astroweather 🌠, Eris meets the moon's north node in Aries, shaking up our cosmic cocktail with a dash of awakening and a splash of transformation.

Finally, we're diving into the 23 Enigma, unlocking the secrets of September 23rd, and unraveling the mysteries of humanity's obsession with the "apocalypse" (seriously, it's like our favorite blockbuster movie, isn't it?). 🍿 But be warned, we get a bit "himbered" by mispronunciations and other mistakes throughout the episode. (#mercuryisdirect?)

We've even got a special surprise guest, and trust us, he even surprised us! 🎉

Tune in for cosmic giggles and insightful ponderings in Episode 8 of Cosmic Disruption. It's the kind of cosmic chaos you won't want to miss! 🎙️✨

Join us on a cosmic adventure like no other in our latest episode! We're dishing on Deborah’s Swiftie-status, her new crystal skull friend, Boyle, as well as gushing over Karen trying Saganaki for the first time.

In the astro-weather we discuss Venus going direct, Jupiter going retrograde, and explore what it means to experience a nodal return. 🎶💎🔥🪐

Our main topic, however is Egregores! These mind-bending entities are weaving their magic in our collective consciousness. Learn how to channel their cosmic influence in your life. ✨🧠

Tune in and expand your cosmic horizons with us! 🌌🌐

🎙️ Episode 6 Alert! 🌌 Brace yourselves for a cosmic rollercoaster as we dive into the latest episode of Cosmic Disruption! 🚀✨ From unraveling the mysteries of the Barbie Movie to contemplating life's most existential questions, we're taking you on a journey through laughter, feminism, and even a new word "himbered" invented by Deborah herself. Tune in to honor the artistry of Taylor Swift, dive into the depths of existential musings, and enjoy a cosmic dose of wit and wisdom. Get ready to be himbered by the cosmic chaos! 🎉🎧

🌟 Exciting Announcement! 🌟 Episode 5 of Cosmic Disruption is here, and we're delving deep into the captivating world of dreams! ✨🌙

Join us as we unveil the mysteries and share cosmic tales from the ethereal realm of the dreamer. It's a journey into the vast expanse of imagination and the enigmatic landscapes of the subconscious mind. 🚀😴💫

In this episode, we dive into the depths of the dreamer's realm, exploring the profound symbolism, hidden messages, and extraordinary experiences that reside within our nocturnal adventures. Prepare to be amazed as we unravel the secrets of the cosmic tapestry woven within our dreams. 💭✨

In our astroweather segment, we unravel the mesmerizing cosmic configuration known as the Yod. Brace yourself for this celestial spectacle as celestial energies align in a powerful formation, creating a cosmic symphony of destiny and transformation. The Yod, often called the "Finger of Fate," points us towards pivotal moments of growth, calling us to embrace our unique purpose and navigate the path of our highest potential. Join us as we decode the enigmatic messages of this celestial phenomenon and explore the profound impact it can have on our lives. Get ready for a cosmic journey that will leave you in awe of the intricate dance of the universe.

Tune in to Cosmic Disruption's Episode 5: "Unveiling the Mysteries: Cosmic Tales from the Dreamer's Realm" and let your imagination take flight. Join us on this captivating exploration as we unlock the door to the dreamer's realm and embark on a journey of cosmic proportions! 🎙️🌌

🌟 Episode 4 of Cosmic Disruption is here: "Feral Crone Summer's Extraterrestrial Shenanaginations"! 🚀🌙

Join us in this cosmic adventure as we unravel the mysteries of the universe and indulge in some mischievous shenanaginations! 🌀🔮

During the astroweather, we explore the intriguing conjunction of Venus and Mars in Leo—will it be a hot girl summer or feral crone summer? Feral Crone Summer! (no contest) 🔥🌸 We dive into our lives, sharing tales of Deborah's ongoing rabbit rumbles and Karen's daughter's exciting journey of finding her wedding dress. 💍🐰

But that's not all—we delve into the captivating realm of the Schumann resonance and a recent data anomaly, highlighting the importance of applying critical thinking in our quest for truth.